Two groups chartered a double-decker bus to visit the casinos in Atlantic City, one group was all blondes and the other was a group from the retirement home. The retirement home group rides on the bottom of the bus. The blonde group rides on the top level.
Soon their journey begins and bottom group is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes he doesn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs.
Being a fine gentleman, he decides to get up and investigate. When he reaches the top, he finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. He says, “What the heck’s going on up here?” We’re having a great time downstairs!” One of the Blondes looks up and says, “YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER!”
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Something to think about
If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I’d make my boss’s life a living hell for a week or two first.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very Fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that??!!” “Oh,” replies the husband, “that was my mistress.” The wife says, “That’s it; I want a divorce.” “I understand,” replies her husband, “But, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infinity or Lexus in the garage, and no more Country Club, but the decision is yours.” Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. “Who’s that woman with Jim? ” she asks. “That’s his mistress,” replies her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” says the wife.
Sandwich – the origin
The name refers to the Earl of Sandwich who lived 1718 to 1792. The British have always been betting and gambling buffs. It’s in accordance with their idea of sports and sportsmanship – basically a British philosophy.
But the Earl of Sandwich overdid it even by British standards. During his gambling days, taking meals was considered by him as highly unwelcome interruptions. He therefore invented a kind of meal not requiring him to exchange the gambling table for the dinning table: sandwiches.